Saturday 29 September 2012

Sad Love Sms


Kitnay Runs Banay

                                                                Banta Cricket Khel Kar Aya
 
 
                                                                   Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay?
 
                                                                                   Banta:
 
                                                            Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
 
                                                                         Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

Don’t think that the Person is Fool

If you succeed in cheating someone,

Don’t think that the Person is Fool.

You Just Realize that The Person 

Trusted You Much More Than

You Deserved.

Friday 28 September 2012

3 things dat shud not b asked

3 things dat shud not b asked…
1-A man’s wage
2-A woman’s age &
3-a stdnt’s percentage. It hurts:(
Happy Weekend

Wednesday 26 September 2012

Good Morning Sms

Aarz hai “Alladin ke paas tha ek jadui jin,

dil nahi lagta hamara aapke bin,

Stainless Steel me hota hai 0.2% tin,

khuda kare mast jaye apka aaj ka din.

Good Morning

Good Morning Sms

Never Cry 4 the Person Who Hurt You
Just Smile and Say
Thanks
for Giving me Chance to Find Some Better Than You
Good Morning

Aasuwon Ke Sagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain

Aasuwon Ke Sagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain
Faraz
Jo Unhe Doond Late Hain Wahi

Zindagi K Suche Sathi Hote Hain

Tuesday 25 September 2012

Good Morning Sms


Pathan Funny Sms

Patha Musjid se Khoshashi Khoshashi Wapas Aya 

 Dost Ne Khoshi Ka Sabab Pochi 

Pathan Bola K Molvi Sahib Kah Rahe Thy K Qayamat K Roz Sub Raz Khoul Jayen Ge 

To os Din Ye b Pata Chalaye ga K Nokia Cell Open Hote Hi Jo Do Log Kon  hain

Hazrat Luqman Ne Apne Bety ko Naseehat

Hazrat Luqman Ne Apne Bety ko Naseehat Farmae 

K

Beta Mene 4 Nabyon Ki Khidmat Ki Haa Aur 6 cheezen Seekhi Hain 

1 Ebadat K Time Apne Dil Ko Qabu Main Rakho

2 Jb Daster Khawan par Batho To Apne Pet Ko Qabu Main Rakho 

3 Ksi K Ghar Jao To Apni Ankhon Ko Qabu Main Rakho 

4 Kisi Mehfil Me Betho To Apni Zuban Ko Qabu Mw Rakho 

5 Allah aur Moot Ko Yad rakho 

6 Apni Nekyon Or Doosron Ki Buraiyon Ko Bhula Do

Monday 24 September 2012

Good Morning Sms


Aur To Kuch Nahi Chaiye Mujhe Tujhse

Aur To Kuch Nahi Chaiye Mujhe Tujhse 

Ay Zindagi

Bs Wo Shakhs Lota Do Jo Mujhe Tujse Zia Aziz Hay

Pathan Funny Sms

Pathan Ne Purani Motercycle Ko 5,5 K Noton Se Sajaya Hua Tha
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Pathan Mujhe Machanic ne Kaha K is K Upar Paisa Lagao Theek 

Ho Jae Gi

Sunday 23 September 2012

Good Morning Sms


Good Night Sms


Good Night Sms

Throw your dreams into the space like a kite,

And you do not know what it will bring back,

A new Life, A new Friend, A new Love….

Have a sweet dreams….

No matter the sky is black or blue,

No matter there is stars or moon,

As long as Your heart is true,

Sweet dreams will always be with You.

Good Night Sms

Thursday 20 September 2012

Jumma Mobarik Sms


Jumma Mobarik Sms


Jumma Mobarik Sms

“ZAMZAM” Jesa Koi Pani Nahi.

“NAMAZ” Jesi Koi Ebadat Nahi.

“HAJJ” Jesi Koi Ziyarat Nahi.

“ISLAM” Jesa Koi Mazhab Nahi.

“QURAN” Jesi Koi Kitab Nahi.

“MADINE” Jesa Koi Sheher Nahi.

“KALME” Jesi Koi Dolat Nahi.

“DURUD PAK”Jesa Koi Khazana Nahi.

Aur

“JUMMA” Jesa Koi Din Nahi.

Ekk sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath Gya

Ekk sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath Gya
Pr
Zakhmi ho Kar Wapas aye
Kisi Ne Waja Pochi To Bolo
Baraat Main Dulhe K Bap Ne Awaz
Lagai
Main Munday Da Abba,Kithe Kuri Da Abba
Kuri Ka Bap Ot Or UnDono Ne Appas Me Pagrian Change Kr Li
Pkir 1 Aur Admi Ne Awaz Lagai
Main Munday Da Chacha Kithay Kuri Da Chacha
Phir Unhon Ne Rumal Change Kar Lia
Muj Se Ye Dakh Raha Nahi Gia Aur Zor Se Kaha
Main Mundey Ka Yar Kithey Kuri Da Ya
Bus Phir Kuch No Pocho

Ussay Ye Kon Btlaye

Ussay Ye Kon Btlaye 

Uaaye ye Kon Samjhe

Bohat Khamosh Rahne se 

Taluq Toot Jatey Hain

Wednesday 19 September 2012

Jeet Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Thi



Jeet Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Thi

 Nazar Tv Pe Tika Rakhi Thi

 Duaon Ki Bhi Full Chain Bana Rakhi Thi

 Par Jeet Hoti Kese! 

Hindustan

 Ne bachun Ki Team Bna Rakhi Thi

zindagi k mele main khvahishon k rele main

zindagi k mele main khvahishon k rele main
tum se kya kahen jana is qadar jhamele main
vaqt ki ravani hai
bakht ki girani hai
sakht bezamini hai
sakht lamakani hai
hijr k samandar main
takht aur takhte ki ek hi kahani hai
tum ko jo sunani hai bat go zara si hai bat umr

Monday 17 September 2012

Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si

Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh
Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.

Barish ki jitni bunden zameen par gire

Har barish mein yehi dua hai meri..

ki..

Barish ki jitni bunden zameen par gire..
Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire..
Khushiyo ke samandar mein.

Sunday 16 September 2012

Iss Barish Ko Kah Do Mare Angan Me Na Barse

Iss Barish Ko Kah Do Mare Angan Me Na Barse

Is Dakh Kr Shidat Se Kisi Ki Yad Aati Ha 

HaPPy Rain Day

Happy Rainy Day

Kia Rog De Gai Hai Naye Mosmon Ki Baarish
Mujhe Yaad AA Rahey Hain Mujhe Bhool Jane Wale
Happy Rainy Day

Thursday 13 September 2012

Happy Engineers Day

Centuries ago people who sacrificed their

sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life

were called “SAINTS”

Now they are called ENGINEERS.

Happy Engineers Day!

Happy Engineers Day Sms

Engineers participate in the
activities which make the resources of nature
available in a form beneficial
to man and provide systems which
will perform optimally and economically.
>>Ha>>ppy
<<engi<<<neers
>>>>>>day
15 September

Wednesday 12 September 2012

Happy Engineering Day Sms

An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:
Brother:
Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai……
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Sweeper:
..
..
Mere Paas Naukri Hai.
>>Ha>>ppy
<<engi<<<neers
>>>>>>day

Tuesday 11 September 2012

Pathan Sir Ye Rab nawaz Ki Maa HA or Hamari Khala Haa

Fauji Training K Doran officer ne Sepahi se Pocha 

Tum Hath Main Kia Haa

RabNawaz Sir ye Gun Haa

Sir Ye Gun Nahi Tumhari Izat or Shan Haa Tumhari Maa Haa

Officers Dosre Pathan Sepahi Se 

Tumhare Hath Main Kia Haa 

Pathan Sir Ye Rab nawaz Ki Maa HA or Hamari Khala Haa

Allah Kare is Sal Ap K Hath Me Kaaby Ka Gilaf Ho

Allah Kare is Sal Ap K Hath Me Kaaby Ka Gilaf Ho

 Apki Nigah K Samny Hajre Aswad Ho

Apka Qayam ap K Ruko Sajod or Ibadt Ki Jaga Masjid Al  Hram Ho 

Jb Lab pe Drood-e- Pak Ho To Samny 

Roza-E- Rasol Ho

Ameen

Qatil Se Ishq Bhi Maqtool Se Humdardi Bhi

Qatil Se Ishq Bhi Maqtool Se Humdardi Bhi

Tu Bhala Kis Se Muhabbat Ki Jaza Mangay Ga

Sajda Khaliq Ko Bhi 

Iblees Se Yarana Bhi 

Hashar Me Kis Se Aqedat Ka Sila Mange Ga 

IQBAL 

EK HI Dar Pe Sr Ho To Sajdon Main Sakun Milta Haa

Bhatak Jate Hain Wo Log Jin K Hzaron Khuda Hote Hain

Monday 10 September 2012

Kiss karna LAZIM h

HAPPY kissing DAY

Aj kising Dy hai,

Jo b is tim ap k 7 betha hua hy uski zor ki kis lo

ap p kiss karna LAZIM h.

USKI KHATIR jse ap bht pyar krte ho.

EnjoY.

Wo To Aisa Tha K Ak Ansoo Girny Ki B Waja Pocha Karta Tha

Wo To Aisa Tha K Ak Ansoo Girny Ki B Waja Pocha Karta Tha 

Sahil

Phir Najane Kyun Ab Usy Barsat Ki Bhi Parwa Nahi

Tum Sath Thy Humary

Tum Sath Thy Humary 

Tum Pas Thy Humary

Wo Zindagi Ka Aik Din 

Ya Din Zindgi Thi Aik Din

Aak Baat Mujhey Chaen Say Sony Nahi Deti

Aak Baat Mujhey Chaen Say Sony Nahi Deti
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Pakistan Bhar ki
Auraton Ka Aitamaad Ariel Par Kyun Hai
Apney Shohar Per Kyun Nahi

Sunday 9 September 2012

Rim jim barasti barish tip tip tapakta pani.

Patton sy behta pani

Hr cheez keh rhi hy

Teri yad a rahi hai.

Rim jim barasti barish tip tip tapakta pani.

Yeh shor keh raha hai

Teri yaad a rahi hai.

Bas ik kmi hy jana,

teri YAAD aa rahi hai.