Akk Larki Building Ke 80 Floor Se Gir Pari

Akk Larki Building Ke 80 Floor Se Gir Pari 

65 Floor par Aak Larke Ne Catch Kiya Aur Kaha K Muj Se Dosti Karo Gi

Larki No Larke Ne Chor Dia 

Building Ke 40 Floor par Aak Aur Larke Ne Catch Kia Aur Kaha 

MujSe Shadi Karo Gi  Larki No Os Larke ne B Chor Dia 

Larki Girte Hove Last Chance Chaha 

5 Floor Par Aak Larke Ne Catch Kia 

Larki Foren Han Main Tum Se Shadi Karon Gi 

Larka Main To Ajj He Raiwind Ijtama Se Aya Hoon 

Baji

WHen A Women Asks You To Guess Her Age

WHen A Women Asks You To Guess Her Age Its Like Deciding Whether To Cut The Blue Red Or Green 

Wire To Diffuse A bomb

Bakra Eid Special

Bakra Eid Special

(Wanted)
“Agar Ek Bar Me Gosht Bhej Do
TU
Dobara Mangne Mat Ana”

(Bodyguard)
“Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Krna
K
Mujhse Bar Bar Gosht Mat Mangna”

(Dabbang)
“Hum Tumhe Itna Gosht Bhejenge
K
Tum Confuse Ho Jaoge K Qurbani Mene Ki Hai Ya Tumne” =P =D

Happy Bakra Eid Sms

Funny Sms

Happy Sunday Sms

Kitnay Runs Banay

                                                                Banta Cricket Khel Kar Aya

 

 

                                                                   Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay?

 

                                                                                   Banta:

 

                                                            Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,

 

                                                                         Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

3 things dat shud not b asked

3 things dat shud not b asked…

1-A man’s wage

2-A woman’s age &

3-a stdnt’s percentage. It hurts:(

Happy Weekend

Ekk sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath Gya

Ekk sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath Gya

Pr

Zakhmi ho Kar Wapas aye

Kisi Ne Waja Pochi To Bolo

Baraat Main Dulhe K Bap Ne Awaz

Lagai

Main Munday Da Abba,Kithe Kuri Da Abba

Kuri Ka Bap Ot Or UnDono Ne Appas Me Pagrian Change Kr Li

Pkir 1 Aur Admi Ne Awaz Lagai

Main Munday Da Chacha Kithay Kuri Da Chacha

Phir Unhon Ne Rumal Change Kar Lia

Muj Se Ye Dakh Raha Nahi Gia Aur Zor Se Kaha

Main Mundey Ka Yar Kithey Kuri Da Ya

Bus Phir Kuch No Pocho

Jeet Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Thi

Jeet Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Thi

 Nazar Tv Pe Tika Rakhi Thi

 Duaon Ki Bhi Full Chain Bana Rakhi Thi

 Par Jeet Hoti Kese! 

Hindustan

 Ne bachun Ki Team Bna Rakhi Thi

Funny Sms

Funny Sms

Funny Sms

Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si

Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,

kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh

Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..

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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.

Pathan Sir Ye Rab nawaz Ki Maa HA or Hamari Khala Haa

Fauji Training K Doran officer ne Sepahi se Pocha 

Tum Hath Main Kia Haa

RabNawaz Sir ye Gun Haa

Sir Ye Gun Nahi Tumhari Izat or Shan Haa Tumhari Maa Haa

Officers Dosre Pathan Sepahi Se 

Tumhare Hath Main Kia Haa 

Pathan Sir Ye Rab nawaz Ki Maa HA or Hamari Khala Haa

Kiss karna LAZIM h

HAPPY kissing DAY

Aj kising Dy hai,

Jo b is tim ap k 7 betha hua hy uski zor ki kis lo

ap p kiss karna LAZIM h.

USKI KHATIR jse ap bht pyar krte ho.

EnjoY.

Aak Baat Mujhey Chaen Say Sony Nahi Deti

Aak Baat Mujhey Chaen Say Sony Nahi Deti

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Pakistan Bhar ki

Auraton Ka Aitamaad Ariel Par Kyun Hai

Apney Shohar Per Kyun Nahi

BOYS Mean

“BOYS”

B: Badmasion ma sub se aagy.

O: Ollu ke tarha raat ma jagy.

Y: Yari nibhaty jaan laga ke.

S: Sharif sirf ami abu k aagy.

Teacher'..usne khudkushi ker li

Teacher usne khudkushi ker li.

usay khudkushi kerni pari.

inn me faraq kia he?

student: pehla wala be_rozgaar tha aor
dosra wala shadi shuda.

Funny Sms

Maa Apnay Totlay Bete Say

Maa Apnay Totlay Bete Say

Maa Apnay Totlay Bete Say Bata Ajj Hum Ja Rahe Hain Tum Wahan Bolna Mat

Bata Theet Hai

Larki Walon Kay Ghar Jab Larki Chae Lay Kar Ayi Tou Larka Chae Pete Hue Bola

Daram Hai Daram Hai Larki Foran Boli

Oyee Phoot Mar Phoot Mar