Pathan puri zindagi

1 Pathan puri zindagi
Sochta Raha,,
Sochta Raha,,
Sochta Raha,,
Or
Sochty Sochty mar gya,
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Ke agr meri behn ke 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kyun hein,???..
Ha ha ha

Pathan Funny Sms

Pathan:

College me larki se bola “I LOVE U”

Ab tum mujhe bolo

Girl:

Main abhi ja ke sir ko bolti hon

Pathan:

Pagal ki bachi wo shaadi shuda hy.

Muje bolo muje.

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi to Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara.

Kyun?

Kyun ke,
Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha…

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Bara Kafan Lene Per Bachay Ka Kafan FREE.

Pathan Funny Sms

Patha Musjid se Khoshashi Khoshashi Wapas Aya 

 Dost Ne Khoshi Ka Sabab Pochi 

Pathan Bola K Molvi Sahib Kah Rahe Thy K Qayamat K Roz Sub Raz Khoul Jayen Ge 

To os Din Ye b Pata Chalaye ga K Nokia Cell Open Hote Hi Jo Do Log Kon  hain

Pathan Funny Sms

Pathan Ne Purani Motercycle Ko 5,5 K Noton Se Sajaya Hua Tha

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Pathan Mujhe Machanic ne Kaha K is K Upar Paisa Lagao Theek 

Ho Jae Gi

Pathan Sir Ye Rab nawaz Ki Maa HA or Hamari Khala Haa

Fauji Training K Doran officer ne Sepahi se Pocha 

Tum Hath Main Kia Haa

RabNawaz Sir ye Gun Haa

Sir Ye Gun Nahi Tumhari Izat or Shan Haa Tumhari Maa Haa

Officers Dosre Pathan Sepahi Se 

Tumhare Hath Main Kia Haa 

Pathan Sir Ye Rab nawaz Ki Maa HA or Hamari Khala Haa